|Alright, I recored this and am going to just write exactly what was said. Enjoy!|
Me: So James, what is the meaning of life?
James: The meaning of life is to live.
Me: Would you rather be a beautiful, talented, and happy drag queen in a stable relationship with a partner of similar traits, or would you rather be beautiful, in a straight relationship, but unhappy for the rest of your life?
James: Well I guess it's all about happiness, so I'd go with the happy drag queen aspect.
Me: James, would you rather have glorious, beautiful locks of luscious flowing hair and never be able to cut it, or would you rather be completely bald, but handsome?
James: Completely bald and handsome.
Me: Knit or crochet?
Me: If Pinocchio said "My nose is about to grow," what would happen?
James: Who asked that?
James: Well that means he'd be lying or excited. One of the two.
Me: *uncontrollable laughter*
Me: Do you know the muffin man?
James: The muffin man?
Me: The muffin man.
James: On mulberry lane, or something like that?
Me: *more laughing*
Me: If olive oil comes from smashed olives, where does baby oil come from?
James: Alright, this isn't the James' obscure knowledge test! ...Smashed babies?
Me: if a smurf is chocking, what color does he turn?
James: White? I guess it depends on the race of the smurf.
Me: Why do they have braille on drive-thru ATMs?
James: For those blind drivers.
Me: Tattoos? Have any?
James: No. (side note: he wants to get one, though.)
Me: New Mexico or Minnesota? Details.
James: New Mexico for the mountains and the chile, Minnesota for the better education and United States. (side note for clarification: NM is kind of like a third-world country in some ways. That's what he means.)
Me: What was the one silly/funny/serious thing that made you decide to marry your wife?
James: That would have to be how fun and interesting our first date was.
Me: No, I'm not elaborating.
Me: if a hippo pooed while under water, would it float?
James: The hippo or the poop?
James: Is that on there?
James: I'm not answering that.
Me: James, would you rather love and not be loved back, or be loved but never love?
James: Who asked that one?
James: Did she ask all of these questions?
Me: *dirty look*
James: I would rather be loved and never love.
Me: What is your favorite color?
James: It all depends on my mood. I don't really have a favorite color. It's somewhere on the cool side, greens and blues, but it all depends on what its on. If...well like I love the color of autumn leaves, I love the color of a sunset, those are all warm colors of course, but it all depends.
Me: What is the weight of an unladen swallow?
James: African or European?
Me: Way to go baby! *high five*
James: As a footnote to all of this, those were not the most informative questions about me at all. Very disappointed in you blog readers.
Me: You can't insult my readers!
James: Oh. Nevermind.
Me: Well that was fun, don't you think?
James: Like having teeth pulled without Novocaine.
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