Interview With The Hubbster

Alright, I recored this and am going to just write exactly what was said. Enjoy! Me: So James, what is the meaning of life? James: The meaning of life is to live. Me: Would you rather be a beautiful, talented, and happy drag queen in a stable relationship with a partner of similar traits, or would you rather be beautiful, in a straight relationship, but unhappy for the rest of your life? James: Well I guess it's all about happiness, so I'd go with the happy drag queen aspect. Me: James, would you rather have glorious, beautiful locks of luscious flowing hair and never be able to cut it, or would you rather be completely bald, but handsome? James: Completely bald and handsome. Me: Knit or crochet? James: Knit. Me: If Pinocchio said "My nose is about to grow," what would happen? James: Who asked that? Me: Autumn. James: Well that means he'd be lying or excited. One of the two. Me: *uncontrollable laughter* Me: Do you know the muffin man? James: The muffin man? Me: The muffin man. James: On mulberry lane, or something like that? Me: *more laughing* Me: If olive oil comes from smashed olives, where does baby oil come from? James: Alright, this isn't the James' obscure knowledge test! ...Smashed babies? Me: if a smurf is chocking, what color does he turn? James: White? I guess it depends on the race of the smurf. Me: Why do they have braille on drive-thru ATMs? James: For those blind drivers. Me: Tattoos? Have any? James: No. (side note: he wants to get one, though.) Me: New Mexico or Minnesota? Details. James: New Mexico for the mountains and the chile, Minnesota for the better education and United States. (side note for clarification: NM is kind of like a third-world country in some ways. That's what he means.) Me: What was the one silly/funny/serious thing that made you decide to marry your wife? James: That would have to be how fun and interesting our first date was. Me: No, I'm not elaborating. Me: if a hippo pooed while under water, would it float? James: The hippo or the poop? Me: Both. James: Is that on there? Me: No. James: I'm not answering that. Me: James, would you rather love and not be loved back, or be loved but never love? James: Who asked that one? Me: Autumn. James: Did she ask all of these questions? Me: *dirty look* James: I would rather be loved and never love. Me: What is your favorite color? James: It all depends on my mood. I don't really have a favorite color. It's somewhere on the cool side, greens and blues, but it all depends on what its on. If...well like I love the color of autumn leaves, I love the color of a sunset, those are all warm colors of course, but it all depends. Me: What is the weight of an unladen swallow? James: African or European? Me: Way to go baby! *high five* James: As a footnote to all of this, those were not the most informative questions about me at all. Very disappointed in you blog readers. Me: You can't insult my readers! James: Oh. Nevermind. Me: Well that was fun, don't you think? James: Like having teeth pulled without Novocaine.